A parody of Edgar Allen Poe’s, The Bells
Hear the retailers with their sales
What a thrill their ad reveals!
Oh the ring, ring, ring,
Throughout the store!
The happiness it brings
Hear the register cha-ching
Time with the family a bore;
Sounds of the season,
Meaning forgotten, the reason,
The promise of savings never fails
Oh the sales, sales, sales,
Sales, sales, sales, —
From the ringing and cha-changing of the sales.
November PAD Challenge, Day 29: Write a commercial poem